Funny Friendship Quotes
Funny Friendship Quotes
Funny Friendship Quotes, In our previous articles we have posted some friendship quotes for loving friends and best friends, But now its time to do some fun and here i am going to share some funny friendship quotes for your friends so, inlay some naughtiness in yourself and send these quotes to your friends and don’t forget to say the famous words i.e “Friends Forever”.
Laughter is a Man’s Best Friend
Friendship is one of the most joyful, meaningful, and enriching types of relationships one can have during their lifetime. In a world filled with conflict, distrust, competition, and fear, true friendships are difficult to forge and maintain, but well worth the effort. In this article, we will explore the primary qualities of a lasting friendship, the challenges such relationships often face, and the rewards of making them work.
Strong, healthy, and lasting friendships require “glue” to hold them together: common ground, tolerance, and unconditional acceptance.
There are two main ways of finding common ground with a friend: shared perspectives or personalities, and shared experiences. Combined – a world-view, sense of humor, intellectual pursuits, etc. that are shared between two friends, and a wealth of anecdotal tales from years past –
A friendship that stands on such solid ground of commonality is sure to withstand the test of time. Whether both individuals look back and remember specific events the same – or completely differently – the point is that both people went through the experience together.
Life is fraught with intense, emotional, exhausting events – positive and negative – and having someone stand by and support you through those times can go far to improve your overall outlook. With this more positive outlook will come an improved sense of humor –
Hence these quotes on the common ground between friends:
“When you’re in jail, a good friend will be trying to bail you out. A best friend will be in the cell next to you saying, ‘Damn, that was fun.'” – Author Unknown
“I don’t like to commit myself about heaven and hell – you see, I have friends in both places.” – Mark Twain
“That is what friendship means. Sharing the prejudice of experience.” – Charles Bukowski
“Friendship is born at that moment when one person says to another, ‘What! You too? I thought I was the only one.” – C.S. Lewis
One of the primary duties of a friend is to be tolerant of the other person in the relationship, and vice-versa. It is rare to be friend someone that is not going to irritate, ignore, annoy, anger, bore, frighten, or embarrass you at some point or another.
None of us is innocent of being an terrible bore, fearsome bear, or thoughtless bloke at one point or another, but so long as a relationship is strong, these “human failings” should be tolerated and forgiven. One of the signs of a strong friendship is the ability to be “brutally honest” with one another – with regards to both their own, and the other’s, shortcomings and strengths. These old adages speak well to this:
“A good friend who points out mistakes and imperfections and rebukes evil is to be respected as if he reveals a secret of hidden treasure.” – Buddha
“Friends: people who borrow my books and set wet glasses on them.” – Edwin Robinson
“Nine-tenths of the people were created so you would want to be with the other tenth.” – Horace Walpole
“A friend is someone who is there for you when he’d rather be anywhere else.” – Len Wein
Without the ability to unconditionally accept – not simply tolerate – the other person, a friendship will never be truly authentic. Both individuals should feel safe to be completely open – and completely true to themselves – with each-other, without fear of facing disapproval or rejection.
Knowing one’s friend not only recognizes that you are crazy, and loves you in spite of it, but that they may even love you BECAUSE of your craziness, is a very liberating feeling, as these quotes reflect:
“Tis the privilege of friendship to talk nonsense, and have her nonsense respected.” – Charles Lamb
“A friend is one who knows us, but loves us anyway.” – Fr. Jerome Cummings
“A true friend is someone who thinks that you are a good egg even though he knows that you are slightly cracked.” – Bernard Meltzer
“You can always tell a real friend: when you’ve made a fool of yourself he doesn’t feel you’ve done a permanent job.” – Laurence J. Peter
As opposed to marriages, friendships don’t have legal contracts to discourage their dissolution. They can be easier to destroy than to make, and should be treated with care and respect in order to preserve them:
“Men kick friendship around like a football, but it doesn’t seem to crack. Women treat it like glass and it goes to pieces.” – Anne Morrow Lindbergh
“Friendship is like money, easier made than kept.” – Samuel Butler
“Show me a genuine case of platonic friendship, and I shall show you two old or homely faces.” – Austin O’Malley
“A friend who cannot at a pinch remember a thing or two that never happened is as bad as one who does not know how to forget.” – Samuel Butler
Intense hate – and intense love – are much closer on the emotional spectrum than most people would care to admit. It can be as excruciating to realize you have befriended an enemy as it is to discover your friend has become an enemy.
Those that are closest to us have the most power to hurt us, and these humorous – though painfully accurate – quotes speak to this:
“And what a delight it is to make friends with someone you have despised.” – Sidonie
“One good reason to only maintain a small circle of friends is that three out of four murders are committed by people who know the victim.” – George Carlin
“True friends stab you in the front.” – Oscar Wilde
“Never exaggerate your faults, your friends will attend to that.” – Robert C. Edwards
All the types of relationships in the world, and of all the types of love, true friendships can be the most powerful, forgiving, and long-lasting. Through good and bad romantic relationships, employment situations, and life events, a good friend will be the glue that holds your life together:
“My true friends have always given me that supreme proof of devotion, a spontaneous aversion for the man I loved.” – Sidonie Gabrielle Colette
“A man’s friendships are, like his will, invalidated by marriage – but they are also no less invalidated by the marriage of his friends.” – Samuel Butler
“It is in the thirties that we want friends. In the forties we know they won’t save us any more than love did.” – F. Scott Fitzgerald
“Friends are relatives you make for yourself.” – Eustache Deschamps
Friendship Quotes Funny Cute
“A true friend is one who thinks you are a good egg even if you are half cracked.”
“I never actually say hi to my friends, I just make creepy faces at them from distances.”
“Friends are people who know you really well and like you anyway.”
“If you can survive 11 days in cramped quarters with a friend and come out laughing, your friendship is the real deal.”
“Love is blind. Friendship tries not to notice.”
“If you can’t say anything nice, be should probably be friends.”
“We all have that one friend who start acting up because there’s boys around.”
“Never tell your friends, “I told you so” – even when you did.”
“It is one of the blessings of old friends that you can afford to be stupid with them.”
“Going to your friend’s house and being like, “Dude where’s the Food?””
“Friendship is like peeing in your pants. Everyone can see it, but only you can feel the warm feeling inside.”
“We all have that one friend who can’t be serious with.”
“It is more fun to talk with someone who doesn’t use long, difficult words but rather short, easy words like “What about lunch?””
“A good friend will bail you out of jail, but a true friend will be sitting beside you saying, ‘Damn that was fun!”
“That stage in a friendship when you can start insulting them.”
“Only your real friends will tell you when your face is dirty.”
“A true friend never gets in your way unless you happen to be going down.”
Quotes About Fun Times With Friends
“A simple friend thinks the friendship over when you have an argument. A real friend knows that it’s not a friendship until after you’ve had a fight.”
“There is nothing better than a friend, unless it is a friend with chocolate” – Linda Grayson
“It is one of the blessings of old friends that you can afford to be stupid with them” – Ralph Waldo Emerson
“It is more fun to talk with someone who doesn’t use long, difficult words but rather short, easy words like ‘What about lunch?” – A.A. Milne, Winnie-the-Pooh
“Friends are people who know you really well and like you anyway” – Greg Tamblyn
“It’s the friends you can call up at 4 a.m. that matter” – Marlene Dietrich
“Lots of people want to ride with you in the limo, but what you want is someone who will take the bus with you when the limo breaks down” – Oprah Winfrey
“Only your real friends will tell you when your face is dirty” – Sicilian Proverb
“Love is blind; friendship tries not to notice” – Otto von Bismarck
“Sometimes me think, ‘What is friend?’ Then me say, ‘Friend is someone to share the last cookie with” – Cookie Monster
“A true friend is someone who thinks that you are a good egg even though he knows that you are slightly cracke” – Bernard Meltzer
“A good friend will help you move. But best friend will help you move a dead body.”
“It is the privilege of friendship to talk nonsense, and have her nonsense respected.”
“A true friend is one who overlooks your failures and tolerates your success.”
“Outside of a dog, a book is man’s best friend. Inside of a dog it’s too dark to read.”
“One good reason to only maintain a small circle of friends is that three out of four murders are committed by people who know the victim.”
“Men kick friendship around like a football and it doesn’t seem to crack. Women treat it like glass and it falls to pieces.”
“When you’re in jail, a good friend will be trying to bail you out. A best friend will be in the cell next to you saying, ‘Damn, that was fun.”
“Friendship is born at that moment when one person says to another, ‘What! You too? I thought I was the only one.”
“The imaginary friends I had as a kid dropped me because their friends thought I didn’t exist.”
“I bet dying vultures have lots of awkward moments with their friends.”
“If you lend a friend five dollars and never see him again, it was worth it.”
“True friends are those who, when you make a fool of yourself, don’t believe that this condition is permanent.”
“My wife ran off with my best friend, and I sure do miss him.”
“My friends tell me I have an intimacy problem. But they don’t really know me.”
“Friendship is like peeing in your pants. Everyone can see it, but only you can feel the warm feeling inside. Only your real friends will tell you when your face is dirty.”
“True friendship is like sound health; the value of it is seldom known until it be lost.”
Friendship Quotes For Your Loving Friends
“So if your besties are not talking to you due to quarrel or other reasons so this is the golden chance for you to say them sorry and friends forever.”
“Here we are having a huge collection of friendship quotes only for you so, enjoy and send it to your besties.”
“Friends get in trouble wit u, but best friend go to jail with you.”
“Good friends are like stars…. You don’t always see them, but you know they are always there”
“Friends are the ones you have never argued with, Best friends are the ones you argue with all the time. But always seem to overcome your differences.”
“Building tree forts and buying pop-snap guns are our way of rebelling to growing up.”
“Some friends have there ups and downs, but some friends have there all around.”
“No one is more arrogant toward women, more aggressive or scornful, than the man who is anxious about his virility.”
“Truth and tears clear the way to a deep and lasting friendship.”
“A true friend is someone you can disagree with and still remain friends. If not, they weren’t true friends in the first place. “
“A friend is someone who thinks your a good egg but knows your slightly cracked.”
“True Friends are what you need to be the richest person.”
“Friendship Quotes To Remind Us.”
“Friendship quotes To Remind Us . These quotes are to remind you of true friendship in life.”
“What a friend, a single soul dwelling in two bodies.” – Aristotle.
“Not everyone can be friends. A true friend is one entity in two bodies. They work for each other, and they go together.”
“The most beautiful discovery true friends are that they can grow separately without growing apart.” – Elizabeth.
A true friend in a show of friendship they do not have to meet often. Relationship is perceived as green plants that treat each other with each other. They have a place in the hearts to their friends.
“We do not have grass growing in the way of friendship.” – Anonymous.
True friendship is more valuable than gold. You should feel lucky if you have a true friend. You have to keep your friendship in order to remain immortal.
“Friendship: a building contract you sign with laughter and break with tears.” -Anonymous
True friends will always be with you when in trouble. If you are not in a happy mood, they’ll make you laugh again.
“Without friends we lost.” -Anonymous
You can call your friends when they were in trouble. You can call them anytime. They will not let you alone. If we do not have a friend that means we have gained nothing.
“A friend is someone with whom you dare to be yourself.” -Goofy.
You can feel relaxed when being with your friends. Occasionally you can talk freely, laugh without hesitation.
If you have an intimate relationship of friendship, they will help you when hard times. They give their shoulder when you cry and support you in all the battles.
I hope this Funny friendship quotes can color your life.